Monday, January 02, 2006

Instant Insanity

Have you ever had a moment in life where you felt all was well with the world only to find yourself struggling to deal a few moments later with a suddenly changed reality? Well, remove the pretty words and proper spelling and that's just the kind of feeling I had in my drunken state Saturday night (technically Sunday morning.)

Before you continue you may wish to peruse the entry I made in my blog yesterday, that's available via one of the links on your right.

You see, at the end of my evening I was passing out on a couch while several of my friends from school were wrangling over the true meaning of friendship, or to be more succinct, whether or not a guy should have his ass kicked for something that perhaps didn't really exist.

For those who haven't been told the story I speak, your best bet is to ask around and no doubt if you're in the right circles you'll get the lowdown soon enough. Otherwise all you need to know is that a few people were faced with the question of whether to fight or not to fight due to drunken tendencies Saturday night and unfortunately it would seem the wrong decision (in my opinion) was ultimately made.

I remember having a talk with some of my friends that night while laying on the couch I would eventually pass out on about how stupid my gender can sometimes be. And despite my drunken state I do stand by alot of what I said, despite the fact that I have no doubt been guilty many a time...

But perhaps that's why there are men and women. So that one side can be stupid half the time before handing the mic over to the other gender to be stupid for the other half. None of us are perfect, good thing to because if we were then this world would be really REALLY boring.

I'm Jerry Springer and this has been my final thought.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Welcome to 2006

Please have your ticket stub ready, you may not board the year 2006 without 2 pieces of ID, a urine sample, and at least one new years resolution.

I have many new years resolutions. Resolution number one is to not let Brittany take anymore pictures of me passed out. This, for all you untrained eyes out there is what happens when you leave all of your drinking for the last couple hours in the evening.






This is the other picture Brittany was gracious enough to take of me. I kind of like it though I'm not sure why. Perhaps it's because I look somewhat like a slack-jawed yokal or maybe I like it for the reason that I can remember someone being on the other end of that phone call, though at this point in my hung-over state I still can't quite remember who it might have been. Perhaps one of the Olson twins.

Now that 2005 has come and gone I find myself thinking of what the year was. Alot of good things happened (trips to the states, most everything that happened at school) but also alot of bad things happened (the word 'wal-mart' fits well in this section, though for more reasons than it may seem on the surface.)

So take a big bold step into 2006 everyone. Here's wishing that the good times outweigh the bad. Remember, 2007 is only another 364 days away...